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Tainted Buffet

by Jeff Stults

Hot shitty mess. Based on an unfortunate true story out of Florida. A sketchy strip club with a tainted seafood buffet. Imagine this, the strippers and worker hit the buffet an hour before opening, so when the patrons have gathered their plates and started eating the strippers hit the stage. Sadly the food pooinsoning hits them mid performance. As the girls slide down the poles the ensuing tsunami of brown sauce hits the floor, setting off a chain reaction amongst the crowd. Bring a mop. Echoing the shitty tasteless nature of our current country, more specifically our geriatric foul republican party.